Ralph Garman

as John's Dad

as Stormtrooper

as Bobby

as Reporter #2 (voice)

as Manager / Scientist / Maitre d' / Guy (voice), as Paramedic (voice), as Alex Jones (voice), as Announcer (voice), as Doug's Father (voice), as Man (voice), as Woodrow Wilson (voice), as Janitor #1 (voice), as Dustin Hoffman (voice), as Spa Employee / Rabbi / Guy on Crutches (voice), as Paul Simon / Agent Jenkins / Jeff Foxworthy (voice), as Father (voice), as Garbageman (voice), as Various (voice), as Jeffrey Fecalman (voice), as Dog in the Window (voice), as Waiter (voice), as Charles Bronson (voice), as Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice), as Cab Driver (voice), as Criminal (voice), as Jeremy Piven / Masturbator (voice), as Georgie (voice), as Police Detective #1 (voice), as Police Officer (voice), as 1980s Producer (voice), as Meg's Boss (voice), as O'Malley (voice), as Piece of Pizza / Detective (voice), as (voice), as Mobster (voice), as Bowling Alley Dad (voice), as H (voice), as Concierge (voice), as Darren (voice), as Western Man (voice), as Man in Hell (voice), as Executive (voice), as Husband (voice), as Dispatcher (voice), as Student (voice), as Gerald (voice)

as Dan

as Morgan Donnelly

as Newscaster

as Self

as Ned Tillerman

as Mad Brad Woodland

as Detective Charles Dobson

as Auditioner